Thursday, June 24, 2010

It’s the black Bentley with the vanity plate that reads “UFCVIP.”

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

It’s the Orange County Standard of Hotness: white blonde hair, beach-tanned skin, augmented boobs, trainer-sculpted bod, fake nails, couture sportswear, giant sunglasses and a gold cross necklace, in other words “Conservative-Christian-MILF.”

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

It’s tearing out your lawn and putting in a drought-tolerant succulent garden.

Monday, June 21, 2010

It’s the busboy at the gourmet eatery rolling around on the bar floor and giggling with excitement when Mexico scores a gol against France during the FIFA World Cup.

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It's So Cal is a space where I will comment upon the fascinating and baffling desert in which I live, Southern California. The name comes from one of the greatest movie lines in one of the greatest movies of all time, which also takes place in Southern California, Chinatown. My version: "Forget it, Stacey. It's So Cal."

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