Friday, July 31, 2009

It’s where wearing workout clothes can be almost as good as working out.

Thursday, July 30, 2009

It’s where it’s not entirely impossible that Prince could show up on your doorstep one day to share the teachings of the Jehovah’s Witnesses with you... and afterwards, relaxing in your small living room, perform an acoustic version of "Purple Rain" just for you because he believes that you have the potential to live "in the truth" -- you will not correct him on this point; you will keep your mouth shut and let him play.

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

It’s the balls out redundancy of the "Culver City City Hall" sign.
It’s neighbors who dress like strippers.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Monday, July 27, 2009

It’s the madman sitting on a bench overlooking the ocean snarling to one of the many voices inside of his head. “I didn’t say I killed her, I said I had her killed. And if you don’t shut up I’ll have you killed, too.”

Sunday, July 26, 2009

It’s the beer-bellied baby boomer kayaking around the harbor with his first mate – a life-jacket wearing toy poodle.

Friday, July 24, 2009

It’s the kid putting a piece of pizza on the train tracks, then examining the remains after the Metrolink speeds by.

Thursday, July 23, 2009

It’s the bikini-wearing dog walker who kind of makes you wonder: where does she put the poop bags?

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

It's the older, shirtless, bronzed surfer dude lookin' like he's seen one too many tequila sunrises.

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Monday, July 20, 2009

And we're back...

It’s a girl who will only date a guy if she met him in a meet-cute.

Sunday, July 19, 2009

It's So Wisco: It's when the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile crashes into someone's house.

Thursday, July 16, 2009

It's So Wisco: It's the best farmer's market in the whole wide world.

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

It's So Wisco: It's local newscasters (both men and women) with beer bellies.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

It's So Wisco: It's the guy with a tattoo of the Green Bay Packers logo on his bicep.

Monday, July 13, 2009

It's So Wisco: It's the hippies who look like Amish people.

Sunday, July 12, 2009

Special report from Wisconsin, It's So Wisco:
It's the guy parked on the shore of Lake Wingra with his radio on, singing along to "Born in the USA."

Friday, July 10, 2009

It’s when good driving is a turn-on.

Thursday, July 9, 2009

It’s the lost dimension of space-time that is every So Cal freeway between the hours of three in the afternoon and seven in the evening.

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

It’s the almost daily fight-or-flight response upon hearing about a peer’s somewhat arbitrary Hollywood success – or Hollywood failure – story.

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Monday, July 6, 2009

It’s wearing white linen pants any time of the year.

Friday, July 3, 2009

It’s the sunset colors of the bouganvilla.

Thursday, July 2, 2009

From my sister:
It’s Pink Dot.

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

It’s the medical marijuana Doctors’ offices on the boardwalk at Venice Beach with the barkers outside promising, “The Doctor is in.”

Blog Archive

About Me

My photo
Southern California, United States

It's So Cal is a space where I will comment upon the fascinating and baffling desert in which I live, Southern California. The name comes from one of the greatest movie lines in one of the greatest movies of all time, which also takes place in Southern California, Chinatown. My version: "Forget it, Stacey. It's So Cal."

Copyright 2014. All rights reserved.